5 years 24 weeks ago, 10:10 PM

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why dont cats play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

whats your best pet joke.

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5 years 24 weeks ago, 10:14 PM

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The annoying parrot From: http://www.eforu.com/jokes/animals/4089.html

A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store. The parrot said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly."

Well, the lady is furious! She stormed past the store to her work.

On the way home she saw the same parrot and it said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly."

She was incredibly ticked now. The next day the same parrot again said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly."

The lady was so ticked that she went into the store and said that she would sue the store and kill the bird. The store manager replied, "That's not good," and promised he wouldn't say it again.

When the lady walked past the store that day after work the parrot called to her, "Hey lady."

She paused and said, "Yes?"

The bird said, "You know."

animals have rights too ya know!!
5 years 24 weeks ago, 10:17 PM

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HA HA
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5 years 24 weeks ago, 10:21 PM

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A horse walks in to a bar and the tender says why the long face.

5 years 24 weeks ago, 10:22 PM

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Ha!

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5 years 24 weeks ago, 11:19 PM

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one last pup for have a look tell me what you think

5 years 24 weeks ago, 11:24 PM

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hello cobber got the post not the pic
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5 years 24 weeks ago, 12:09 AM

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Mrpitbull my mate the posts you have made on pitbulls and pics you have posted on this breed has helped put back in the hearts of the pet lovers worldwide a love of this breed not an easy thing to do.
Please may I also say if someone should say the wrong thing please count to three before you reply I find this the best thing for saying the wrong thing.
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5 years 24 weeks ago, 12:54 AM

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thank you for your advice l will do that from now on,but you see mate when people have know ideaon the breed and say that they are the worst breed on earth it really gets me fired up.And tha wanker thunderpit my god what a joke he is saying my pits are pissy that his muts could kill my dogs in a sec thats why pits have a bad name its because of wankers like him

5 years 24 weeks ago, 11:42 PM

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mate l am so sorry the pup went yesterday like l said sorry mate

5 years 24 weeks ago, 12:00 AM

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mrpitbull I hope they all went to forever homes and live long and happy lives thats all as pet owners we wont for our pets.

It must be bit sad not to have them running around you must miss them as I would.
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5 years 24 weeks ago, 12:04 AM

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oh my god are crazy l 13 pups they drive my insane but they went to very good homes dont sell my dogs to kids all to people who look like a nob and want one of these dogs to look like a mean arss the last pupp went to a lady in her late 40 l can give her your number if you looking for a mate lol

5 years 24 weeks ago, 10:20 PM

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Here is another from http://www.eforu.com/jokes/animals/7474.html

A cat died and went to Heaven. God met her at the gates and said, "You have been a good cat all these years. Anything you want is yours for the asking.

"The cat thought for a minute and then said, "All my life I lived on a farm and slept on hard wooden floors. I would like a real fluffy pillow to sleep on."

God said, "Say no more." Instantly the cat had a huge fluffy pillow.

A few days later, six mice were killed in an accident and they all went to Heaven together. God met the mice at the gates with the same offer that He made to the cat.

The mice said, "Well, we have had to run all of our lives: from cats, dogs, and even people with brooms! If we could just have some little roller skates, we would not have to run again."

God answered, "It is done." All the mice had beautiful little roller skates.

About a week later, God decided to check on the cat. He found her sound asleep on her fluffy pillow. God gently awakened the cat and asked,

"Is everything okay? How have you been doing? Are you happy?"

The cat replied, "Oh, it is wonderful. I have never been so happy in my life. The pillow is so fluffy, and those little Meals on wheels you have been sending over are delicious!"

animals have rights too ya know!!
5 years 24 weeks ago, 11:37 PM

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An ad in a local derbyshire butchers shop.
Watership down
You have seen the movie you have read the book now eat the cast

5 years 24 weeks ago, 10:30 PM

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I've read watership down in college. It was a great novel.

animals have rights too ya know!!
5 years 24 weeks ago, 2:14 AM

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I did too. Richard Adams did a great job of showing capitalism vs. communisim through the eyes of rabbits. I even had the movie on beta (thats before vhf folks) and loved it. I need to look and see if I can find it on dvd.

Untill next time.....Buck
5 years 24 weeks ago, 10:35 PM

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Harry sister Issi models herself on one of rabbits in this movie no need to tell you which one
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5 years 24 weeks ago, 11:00 PM

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Harrys sister Issi wanted too change her name to general woundwort but as she had only just had a name disk with Issi on it I said no.
And is now asking for woundwort contact lens she has seen on the internet not a bad deal really buy two pairs and get a free poster.
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5 years 24 weeks ago, 11:18 PM

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The Pig with a Wooden Leg

A traveler was driving through Derbyshire when he lost his way and got off the main road. As he drove by, he saw rows and rows of pigsties and pigpens and pigs running in fields and pigs wallowing in mud. Suddenly, his eye caught something really strange. He did a double take, muttered to himself and then looked a third time. He wondered if he had seen correctly - it looked like a pig with a wooden leg!

He found the lane to the farm and drove up into the farmyard, where he was met by the farmer. "Excuse me," the traveler said. "I was just driving by and looking at all your pigs, and I noticed something that I just had to stop and ask about. Tell me, did I see right? Is there really a pig out there with a wooden leg?" The farmer smiled. "Oh, that would be old porky you saw. He's the finest pig a man could ever hope to have - and smart! Well, let me tell you a little about that pig. You see that barge down there on the river? That's a mining dredge, taking out platinum ore. Old porky sniffed out the vein and showed us how to set it up. Now that dredge brings me in about £120,000 every year.

"There's another thing, too, a little more personal. One night a couple of years ago I got drunk and fell down and knocked over a lamp. That started a fire in the house and old porky smelled the smoke. He came in the back door, got the wife and kid out, woke me up and got me out. "There is no question about it - that night old porky saved all our lives and you know that is not the sort of thing a man is going to forget too easily."

"Why," the traveler said, "this is all amazing! I have never heard of a pig like this before! This is fantastic! But tell me, how did he get that wooden leg.Was it getting you out of the fire.

The farmer laughed and said,no when you have a pig that good you don't want to eat him all at once.

5 years 24 weeks ago, 6:15 PM

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Does anyone know where I can buy watership down?

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5 years 24 weeks ago, 8:47 PM

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coco you could try ebay
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5 years 24 weeks ago, 8:05 PM

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Your local library should have a copy of the book. Fiction, Richard Adams
It is an easy read so you will finish the book in a week. Then tell us what you think. I don't know but you may be able to take an ER test on it. Ask your english teacher.

Untill next time.....Buck
5 years 24 weeks ago, 8:30 PM

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Thanks, I'm going to my school libray this monday, and I an reading a book called "Annie's Monster" and it's really good, you should read it, it's about an irish wolfhound. You can try it at http://www.amazon.com/Annies-Monster-Barbara-Corcoran/dp/0689316321 It's 12 year old kind of book though, but it might be good for you though anyway

5 years 23 weeks ago, 10:31 PM

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When cats attack!

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